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... If Ed Gein entered the British Bake Off…Happy Halloween 🎃 #horrorcake #whyisitcake #edgein #isitcake

... If Ed Gein entered the British Bake Off…Happy Halloween 🎃 #horrorcake #whyisitcake #edgein #isitcake

Happy Black Cat Day! Here’s my happy boy Allen Alan (aka Fluffalo Bill, Joyboy, and Demon Seed) with his giant tongue. He licks everything and everyone. Hands up if he’s had a lick at you when visiting! He is the only good decision I have since my husband died. My little love, as I have no big love anymore. He’s my best boy. Even when he makes me bleed 🤣#internationalblackcatday #blackcat

Happy Black Cat Day! Here’s my happy boy Allen Alan (aka Fluffalo Bill, Joyboy, and Demon Seed) with his giant tongue. He licks everything and everyone. Hands up if he’s had a lick at you when visiting! He is the only good decision I have since my husband died. My little love, as I have no big love anymore. He’s my best boy. Even when he makes me bleed 🤣#internationalblackcatday #blackcat

At @wunderkammerstore - come on down!

At @wunderkammerstore - come on down!

My cakes usually look fairly gross, yet they’re really tasty. It meant the absolute world to me that my judges genuinely loved my cake flavor the most (sorry Regina and Paul! Love you 🤣😻). They said wonderful things, especially the lovely @chelsanity! I was overjoyed. But it wasn’t interesting enough to be shown, so I still don’t have that lovely footage about flavor 🤦🏻‍♀️. So I’ll just do it myself! I’m vending at @wunderkammerstore on Saturday, bringing delicious cake and will have taste volunteers give me a testimonial on video, to show all y’all who commented on the lack of tasting on the whole show! Join me! And buy some stuff from this loser 🤣 Kidding. If you want something, you really have to do it yourself. And I am. #itscake #tastycakes #horrorcakes #otherpeople #makeithappen

My cakes usually look fairly gross, yet they’re really tasty. It meant the absolute world to me that my judges genuinely loved my cake flavor the most (sorry Regina and Paul! Love you 🤣😻). They said wonderful things, especially the lovely @chelsanity! I was overjoyed. But it wasn’t interesting enough to be shown, so I still don’t have that lovely footage about flavor 🤦🏻‍♀️. So I’ll just do it myself! I’m vending at @wunderkammerstore on Saturday, bringing delicious cake and will have taste volunteers give me a testimonial on video, to show all y’all who commented on the lack of tasting on the whole show! Join me! And buy some stuff from this loser 🤣 Kidding. If you want something, you really have to do it yourself. And I am. #itscake #tastycakes #horrorcakes #otherpeople #makeithappen

The Black Phone 2 promotional desserts I created for @trailerparkgroup, @blackphonemovie and @blumhousehorror. I sculpted a mini mask from clay, made molds, then little dark chocolates, popped them in a box and created a sugar ice square to give the appearance of being frozen in ice (without melting the chocolate). I do love bringing concepts to life, the challenge and the mental dessert gymnastics are fun. #edibleart #chocolate #luxuryhorrordesserts #blackphone2 #deathinchocolate

The Black Phone 2 promotional desserts I created for @trailerparkgroup, @blackphonemovie and @blumhousehorror. I sculpted a mini mask from clay, made molds, then little dark chocolates, popped them in a box and created a sugar ice square to give the appearance of being frozen in ice (without melting the chocolate). I do love bringing concepts to life, the challenge and the mental dessert gymnastics are fun. #edibleart #chocolate #luxuryhorrordesserts #blackphone2 #deathinchocolate

Join me and my undercakers @theroguelike on November 10, for desserts, dinosaurs and Jurassic Park. Roar! Hope to see you there 🦕🦖 link in bio #movietastealong #jurrasicpark #dinosaurs #immersiveexperience #burbankevents

Join me and my undercakers @theroguelike on November 10, for desserts, dinosaurs and Jurassic Park. Roar! Hope to see you there 🦕🦖 link in bio #movietastealong #jurrasicpark #dinosaurs #immersiveexperience #burbankevents

Last weekend I went bananas. Spiced caramel mud cake bananas that is 🤣 #cakeartist #banana #isitcake

Last weekend I went bananas. Spiced caramel mud cake bananas that is 🤣 #cakeartist #banana #isitcake

Custom tarot cookies ❤️ #edibleart #sugarcookie #bachelorettparty

Custom tarot cookies ❤️ #edibleart #sugarcookie #bachelorettparty

@cemeterytourguide and I had so much fun at @nhmla Halloween Cat event on Thursday. 😻 Thank you to everyone who came! #cake #isitcake #naturalhistorymuseum

@cemeterytourguide and I had so much fun at @nhmla Halloween Cat event on Thursday. 😻 Thank you to everyone who came! #cake #isitcake #naturalhistorymuseum

The deviled egg and her kitty man! And a fried egg made from cake. Cake BFFS forever! @bradleyraelamb #isitcake #myaccentiscompletelyfake🤣 #sillinessmakesyoursoulsmile

The deviled egg and her kitty man! And a fried egg made from cake. Cake BFFS forever! @bradleyraelamb #isitcake #myaccentiscompletelyfake🤣 #sillinessmakesyoursoulsmile

Here’s the full crazy Is It Cake story. Seems I am never able to do things ‘normal’. There’s always something it seems. 🤣 Maybe I’m cursed. But, Onwards and upwards, as usual. Tv can’t completely break this widow warrior. Come see me tomorrow at the Natural history Museum, with cake but not tripping and falling 🤣🤣🤣 #isitcake #doesithurt #queenofchaos☠️

Here’s the full crazy Is It Cake story. Seems I am never able to do things ‘normal’. There’s always something it seems. 🤣 Maybe I’m cursed. But, Onwards and upwards, as usual. Tv can’t completely break this widow warrior. Come see me tomorrow at the Natural history Museum, with cake but not tripping and falling 🤣🤣🤣 #isitcake #doesithurt #queenofchaos☠️

I just stumbled across some of the more ‘specific’ publications I have been featured in… German meat industry magazine, funeral industry magazine (I made their award gala cakes), and last but not least: Real Crime. That was double surreal because it was part of a cannibal couple special. Which I s why I ended up creating my (Annabel) lecture, “Pleased to Eat You”, for the Hannibal Fan Fest in Toronto. A cake was also on the cover of a French medical publication, I’ll look for that asap. I’m pleased to say my life has never been boring 🤣 #cakeartist #presscoverage #specialinterests #surreal #whoneedsnormal

I just stumbled across some of the more ‘specific’ publications I have been featured in… German meat industry magazine, funeral industry magazine (I made their award gala cakes), and last but not least: Real Crime. That was double surreal because it was part of a cannibal couple special. Which I s why I ended up creating my (Annabel) lecture, “Pleased to Eat You”, for the Hannibal Fan Fest in Toronto. A cake was also on the cover of a French medical publication, I’ll look for that asap. I’m pleased to say my life has never been boring 🤣 #cakeartist #presscoverage #specialinterests #surreal #whoneedsnormal

Annabel of Conjurer’s Kitchen made Annabelle(s) from The Conjuring. 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you @trailerparkgroup asking me to make these babies, the perfect dessert for a @warnerbros @theconjuring dinner last night. I hope everyone is ok and the eyes stayed closed… 💀👀🪆#chocolate #annabelle #theconjuring #warnerbrosstudios #creepychocolate

Annabel of Conjurer’s Kitchen made Annabelle(s) from The Conjuring. 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you @trailerparkgroup asking me to make these babies, the perfect dessert for a @warnerbros @theconjuring dinner last night. I hope everyone is ok and the eyes stayed closed… 💀👀🪆#chocolate #annabelle #theconjuring #warnerbrosstudios #creepychocolate

9 years ago I gifted my darling friend of 30+ years, Porl McHale, a surprise cake for his 50th. I have a ‘to cake’ inspiration folder because whenever possible, I make my friends crazy cakes. Every person in the picture had at least one epic gift cake. Including me! This piece is based on the incredible anatomical raven mask by @immortalmasks and its eyes lit up. My friend posted pics of it cut up the other day, which I had forgotten about. It. It cut so beautifully and was served on Frozen paper plates for added surrealness. #friendsforever #cakedecorating #horrorcake #anatomy

9 years ago I gifted my darling friend of 30+ years, Porl McHale, a surprise cake for his 50th. I have a ‘to cake’ inspiration folder because whenever possible, I make my friends crazy cakes. Every person in the picture had at least one epic gift cake. Including me! This piece is based on the incredible anatomical raven mask by @immortalmasks and its eyes lit up. My friend posted pics of it cut up the other day, which I had forgotten about. It. It cut so beautifully and was served on Frozen paper plates for added surrealness. #friendsforever #cakedecorating #horrorcake #anatomy

Join me, @kittenrescuela and @cemeterytourguide on 10/9 at @nhmla for an evening of creepy cats and cake! This will no doubt be a fantastic event that’ll have you purring! Turns out the show air date is the day before, so it’s perfect timing. It’ll be fun to play the Is It Cake?! game again (or Is It Cat?!), probably more so this time! Iykyk🤣🤣🤣 We are an excited bunch of cat ladies right now! Link is in my bio and details are in the pictures. #cake #isitcake #naturalhistorymuseum #cat #creepycat #halloween

Join me, @kittenrescuela and @cemeterytourguide on 10/9 at @nhmla for an evening of creepy cats and cake! This will no doubt be a fantastic event that’ll have you purring! Turns out the show air date is the day before, so it’s perfect timing. It’ll be fun to play the Is It Cake?! game again (or Is It Cat?!), probably more so this time! Iykyk🤣🤣🤣 We are an excited bunch of cat ladies right now! Link is in my bio and details are in the pictures. #cake #isitcake #naturalhistorymuseum #cat #creepycat #halloween

Cats! @cemeterytourguide and I went on a site visit today, in preparation of some secret shenanigans. All will be revealed on Friday. Of course I had to bring my cat bag, courtesy of @lilfabulon! I think we fit in really well. Check out the exhibit and watch this space for an update. 😻😻😻 #adventure #cats #friends #myjobisntsobad #cake

Cats! @cemeterytourguide and I went on a site visit today, in preparation of some secret shenanigans. All will be revealed on Friday. Of course I had to bring my cat bag, courtesy of @lilfabulon! I think we fit in really well. Check out the exhibit and watch this space for an update. 😻😻😻 #adventure #cats #friends #myjobisntsobad #cake

Persephone- Goddess of the Underworld, Queen of the Dead.💀 If I lived in Greek mythology, I’m sure we’d be friends. Belgian white chocolate, 6.5 inches (DM me to order) #deathinchocolate #persephone #chocolate #death

Persephone- Goddess of the Underworld, Queen of the Dead.💀 If I lived in Greek mythology, I’m sure we’d be friends. Belgian white chocolate, 6.5 inches (DM me to order) #deathinchocolate #persephone #chocolate #death

This is what happens if gold dusted chocolate sunflowers in bags are left in the sun for a day or two. By accident of course, but still… Aren’t they gorgeous?! Not delicious of course, all that separated fat and powder. I may experiment with achieving these effects without compromising the chocolate and taste, I am so into this look. 🤣 #chocolate #sunnyday

This is what happens if gold dusted chocolate sunflowers in bags are left in the sun for a day or two. By accident of course, but still… Aren’t they gorgeous?! Not delicious of course, all that separated fat and powder. I may experiment with achieving these effects without compromising the chocolate and taste, I am so into this look. 🤣 #chocolate #sunnyday

Did you know I started my business as The Cake Conjurer? My kitchen was my social media check in, and even back then, I wasn’t limited to cakes- so I changed it to Conjurer’s Kitchen. Which it was. Our kitchen, with us magicians in it. I’m glad I changed it. Pictured a marshmallow plague hand and a poached egg brain from about 13 years ago. I love that I’ve been so consistently weird for so damn long. Niche baker ftw 🙌🤣#niche #cakedesign #chocolate #desserts #darkartist #weirdforlifenotjusttheholidays #unique

Did you know I started my business as The Cake Conjurer? My kitchen was my social media check in, and even back then, I wasn’t limited to cakes- so I changed it to Conjurer’s Kitchen. Which it was. Our kitchen, with us magicians in it. I’m glad I changed it. Pictured a marshmallow plague hand and a poached egg brain from about 13 years ago. I love that I’ve been so consistently weird for so damn long. Niche baker ftw 🙌🤣#niche #cakedesign #chocolate #desserts #darkartist #weirdforlifenotjusttheholidays #unique

Here we are: the ghouls and gals, friends and fiends, creepy crew, crazy cakers of Is It Cake Halloween @bradleyraelamb @bigboysnacks @cakesbyboz @graceys.cakes sonnyleerobinson @onelovecakes @andreaortizfuentes @kakewalker1 and little old me #isitcake #isitcakehalloween #cakeartist #widowwarrior #crazy

Here we are: the ghouls and gals, friends and fiends, creepy crew, crazy cakers of Is It Cake Halloween @bradleyraelamb @bigboysnacks @cakesbyboz @graceys.cakes sonnyleerobinson @onelovecakes @andreaortizfuentes @kakewalker1 and little old me #isitcake #isitcakehalloween #cakeartist #widowwarrior #crazy

The Harold and Maude Movie TasteAlong on Friday was a glorious, uplifting and delicious success. I’d organized a bunch of surprises I hoped would make this one extra special and I think it worked. Friends helped and I ended up with a banjo player (wedding cake client!), a brief behind the scenes of Harold and Maude in the 70’s chat by @bendybonnie and @the_gary_morgan, a eulogy for Maude, and a priest (@robzabrecky) who gave guests unholy communion with edible tickets. Oh and there was some food too… 🤣 White chocolate soap filled with a tart raspberry vegan mousse and splattered with fresh raspberry blood (turns out an unused coffin is perfect for the get ready before serving!), plant based plant pot cakes with soil, stars and a little tree. And odorifics, and fireworks. I don’t usually post these details as I prefer it to be a surprise for my audience, but I’m so thrilled with how it went, I’m sharing. More coming soon. Contact me if you are interested in a private screening event. Thank you @vulturecultureoddities for being part of my team of undercakers and fantastic hosts. And thank you @robbalchunas for my balloon sunflower. I like this. #movietastealong #imback #haroldandmaude

The Harold and Maude Movie TasteAlong on Friday was a glorious, uplifting and delicious success. I’d organized a bunch of surprises I hoped would make this one extra special and I think it worked. Friends helped and I ended up with a banjo player (wedding cake client!), a brief behind the scenes of Harold and Maude in the 70’s chat by @bendybonnie and @the_gary_morgan, a eulogy for Maude, and a priest (@robzabrecky) who gave guests unholy communion with edible tickets. Oh and there was some food too… 🤣 White chocolate soap filled with a tart raspberry vegan mousse and splattered with fresh raspberry blood (turns out an unused coffin is perfect for the get ready before serving!), plant based plant pot cakes with soil, stars and a little tree. And odorifics, and fireworks. I don’t usually post these details as I prefer it to be a surprise for my audience, but I’m so thrilled with how it went, I’m sharing. More coming soon. Contact me if you are interested in a private screening event. Thank you @vulturecultureoddities for being part of my team of undercakers and fantastic hosts. And thank you @robbalchunas for my balloon sunflower. I like this. #movietastealong #imback #haroldandmaude

Tadaaaa! The black cat is out of the bag- watch my one and only cake game show appearance! 🤣🤣🤣 After years of working in culinary production, I thought I’d venture out on the other side of the camera! It was a wild ride, that’s the only way to put it! Of course I did it for my dearly deceased husband, I know he would have wanted me to do this. And I didn’t want him to haunt me (you know- bad haunt, not good fun haunt!). So, my man-babe @amazingguymagic, this one is for you. I hope I did you proud, despite everything. I love you more than life and death itself. I was supposed to post this yesterday, but as I had a Movie TasteAlong event last night, I figured it would be much nicer to screen the trailer in front of a live audience first, as a surprise! An audience I just entertained with crazy creative food. Real, live applause too! Full circle, magic! Absolutely wonderful and incredibly special. ❤️ Keep your eyes peeled for a few Is It Cake themed events and appearances this spooky season, starting the day after the release. And I finally have a good response for when folks suggest I should go on the show! Thank you to everyone who supported me through the madness. More to follow. Lots of creepy love from my bloody kitchen. 🤩😻🤩🤡 Woooohooo! #isitcake #isitcakehalloween #cakeart #shennanigans #hadtobedone #widowwarrior

Tadaaaa! The black cat is out of the bag- watch my one and only cake game show appearance! 🤣🤣🤣 After years of working in culinary production, I thought I’d venture out on the other side of the camera! It was a wild ride, that’s the only way to put it! Of course I did it for my dearly deceased husband, I know he would have wanted me to do this. And I didn’t want him to haunt me (you know- bad haunt, not good fun haunt!). So, my man-babe @amazingguymagic, this one is for you. I hope I did you proud, despite everything. I love you more than life and death itself. I was supposed to post this yesterday, but as I had a Movie TasteAlong event last night, I figured it would be much nicer to screen the trailer in front of a live audience first, as a surprise! An audience I just entertained with crazy creative food. Real, live applause too! Full circle, magic! Absolutely wonderful and incredibly special. ❤️ Keep your eyes peeled for a few Is It Cake themed events and appearances this spooky season, starting the day after the release. And I finally have a good response for when folks suggest I should go on the show! Thank you to everyone who supported me through the madness. More to follow. Lots of creepy love from my bloody kitchen. 🤩😻🤩🤡 Woooohooo! #isitcake #isitcakehalloween #cakeart #shennanigans #hadtobedone #widowwarrior

Last night was wonderful! Experiencing @wardruna under the stars was quite something. It seemed extra special. I couldn’t help feeling that I’ve come full circle - I met them in LA years ago, without Thom, as he was working at the Castle. When they were in London, I took Thom, and we brought them chocolates and magic. They utterly loved him. They were in town when Thom was sick, so we couldn’t go, but they sent us T-shirts! Last night, I was alone again. But we still spoke about Thom; John even pulled his ‘amazed by magic’ face for me ❤️. Thom was very much there in spirit. It was quite a therapeutic night. I believe @einar_selvik thought of him a little during their death song 😻. Magic.

Of course I brought them chocolate again ❤️ You deserve a Thank You, you are lovely people. ❤️#viking #norselegends #tradtion #oldways #soundbathhealing #grief #mourning #love

Last night was wonderful! Experiencing @wardruna under the stars was quite something. It seemed extra special. I couldn’t help feeling that I’ve come full circle - I met them in LA years ago, without Thom, as he was working at the Castle. When they were in London, I took Thom, and we brought them chocolates and magic. They utterly loved him. They were in town when Thom was sick, so we couldn’t go, but they sent us T-shirts! Last night, I was alone again. But we still spoke about Thom; John even pulled his ‘amazed by magic’ face for me ❤️. Thom was very much there in spirit. It was quite a therapeutic night. I believe @einar_selvik thought of him a little during their death song 😻. Magic.

Of course I brought them chocolate again ❤️ You deserve a Thank You, you are lovely people. ❤️#viking #norselegends #tradtion #oldways #soundbathhealing #grief #mourning #love

Show me your hearses! Whenever I do a TasteAlong, I like to provide a photo op. For all Harold and Maude screenings so far, I’ve always had one parked out front. They’re my favorite cars and cake delivery vehicles. But this time I’m struggling to find one that can make to Magnolia Blvd on 9/12 in one piece! Hollywood weirdos- I need your help! I can comp 2 tickets @ $60 each if you come hang out and show off your car. If you have a related business, you can promote that too. Message me! Ticket link in comments. Fangs! #movietastealong #haroldandmaude #hearse #movienight

Show me your hearses! Whenever I do a TasteAlong, I like to provide a photo op. For all Harold and Maude screenings so far, I’ve always had one parked out front. They’re my favorite cars and cake delivery vehicles. But this time I’m struggling to find one that can make to Magnolia Blvd on 9/12 in one piece! Hollywood weirdos- I need your help! I can comp 2 tickets @ $60 each if you come hang out and show off your car. If you have a related business, you can promote that too. Message me! Ticket link in comments. Fangs! #movietastealong #haroldandmaude #hearse #movienight

Don’t eat shït, even if it’s gold. Eat these instead. Delicious dung beetle orange sugar cookies with black marzipan decorations. The dung balls are chocolate with a pastry crunch. Available to order through me or if they are in stock at @vulturecultureoddities 😻 #chocolatedungbeetle #edibleart #cookieart #insectart #weirdfood

Don’t eat shït, even if it’s gold. Eat these instead. Delicious dung beetle orange sugar cookies with black marzipan decorations. The dung balls are chocolate with a pastry crunch. Available to order through me or if they are in stock at @vulturecultureoddities 😻 #chocolatedungbeetle #edibleart #cookieart #insectart #weirdfood

These solid white chocolate sleepy heads will be arriving at @vulturecultureoddities tomorrow morning, ready to be adopted by you! They live in 3 inch square boxes and if you keep them out of the sun, they are no bother at all. They don’t speak. They may not even bite back when you sink your teeth into them. Hopefully. #chocolate #whitechocolate #darkartist #darkaesthetics #babyheads #chocolatebabyhead #iamqueenofthechocolatebabyheads🤣🤡 #clownbaby #clowndoll #hauntedchocolate

These solid white chocolate sleepy heads will be arriving at @vulturecultureoddities tomorrow morning, ready to be adopted by you! They live in 3 inch square boxes and if you keep them out of the sun, they are no bother at all. They don’t speak. They may not even bite back when you sink your teeth into them. Hopefully. #chocolate #whitechocolate #darkartist #darkaesthetics #babyheads #chocolatebabyhead #iamqueenofthechocolatebabyheads🤣🤡 #clownbaby #clowndoll #hauntedchocolate

I stormed the Castle tonight with cake! The @magiccastlehollywood that is. 😻 It was my absolute pleasure to contribute this cake to the Dai Vernon foundation charity event this evening. Magicians supporting magicians. @amazingguymagic and I were grateful for their support in time of tragedy and beyond, so it’s nice to give back. And to show my ghost husband I’m still magic. It’s being auctioned off. The book is red velvet cake with Swiss meringue buttercream, the cards wafer paper and the cups chocolate. #edibleart #isitcake #magic #cakeartist

I stormed the Castle tonight with cake! The @magiccastlehollywood that is. 😻 It was my absolute pleasure to contribute this cake to the Dai Vernon foundation charity event this evening. Magicians supporting magicians. @amazingguymagic and I were grateful for their support in time of tragedy and beyond, so it’s nice to give back. And to show my ghost husband I’m still magic. It’s being auctioned off. The book is red velvet cake with Swiss meringue buttercream, the cards wafer paper and the cups chocolate. #edibleart #isitcake #magic #cakeartist

Harold and Maude is my favorite movie of all times, ever, to infinity. Has been for nearly forty years. 10 years ago next month, when I still lived in England, I screened this Movie TasteAlong at a cinema here in LA, on Fairfax. Now I’m doing it again! In my neighborhood! Please join us for a wonderfully immersive night at @vulturecultureoddities. Ticket link in comments. Please stay after the movie for a small celebration of life for the person who never had one: Maude. Featuring themed cocktails and a eulogy. If you want to sing out, sing out! See you there! #filmfoodart #tastealong #haroldandmaude #funeral #experience

Harold and Maude is my favorite movie of all times, ever, to infinity. Has been for nearly forty years. 10 years ago next month, when I still lived in England, I screened this Movie TasteAlong at a cinema here in LA, on Fairfax. Now I’m doing it again! In my neighborhood! Please join us for a wonderfully immersive night at @vulturecultureoddities. Ticket link in comments. Please stay after the movie for a small celebration of life for the person who never had one: Maude. Featuring themed cocktails and a eulogy. If you want to sing out, sing out! See you there! #filmfoodart #tastealong #haroldandmaude #funeral #experience

Very important magic books reimagined in cake. @derrenbrown ‘s Absolute Magic is chocolate cake with Dubai chocolate filling, and Scot’s The Discoverie of Witchcraft is both chocolate cake and filling. #magic #magicbooks #cakedecorating #edibleart #dubaichocolate #witchcraft

Very important magic books reimagined in cake. @derrenbrown ‘s Absolute Magic is chocolate cake with Dubai chocolate filling, and Scot’s The Discoverie of Witchcraft is both chocolate cake and filling. #magic #magicbooks #cakedecorating #edibleart #dubaichocolate #witchcraft

Would you sit on this if it were human size? ‘Fetish settee’ 1:6 scale miniature sofa with mixed media. #darkart #fetish #teeth #tonguepiercing #miniature #notfordolls

Would you sit on this if it were human size? ‘Fetish settee’ 1:6 scale miniature sofa with mixed media. #darkart #fetish #teeth #tonguepiercing #miniature #notfordolls

Happy nothing, just destruction. “I Didn’t Want To Be A Smoking Bride” Wedding Cake based on my grief. My life wasn’t perfect, but it was perfectly good. Now it feels like this. 🤯🤮 I did quit smoking for that reason. For our future. Now it wouldn’t matter if I took it up again, he’s gone. It seems so apropos to post this today. I’m sure many can relate, feeling destroyed. Hugs to you. #griefart #apocalypse #gross #cakeart #foodart EDIT its edible but there’s no cake in this cake. 🤣

Happy nothing, just destruction. “I Didn’t Want To Be A Smoking Bride” Wedding Cake based on my grief. My life wasn’t perfect, but it was perfectly good. Now it feels like this. 🤯🤮 I did quit smoking for that reason. For our future. Now it wouldn’t matter if I took it up again, he’s gone. It seems so apropos to post this today. I’m sure many can relate, feeling destroyed. Hugs to you. #griefart #apocalypse #gross #cakeart #foodart EDIT its edible but there’s no cake in this cake. 🤣

Just dropped off these tinies at @vulturecultureoddities, for your shopping pleasure. They were all white plastic 3D prints which I painted despite terrible eyesight 🤣 I wanted the funeral horse to be a hobby horse but I didn’t have a tall enough dome. I do now, so I’m making another 🐴💜 #miniature #darkaesthetic #skulls

Just dropped off these tinies at @vulturecultureoddities, for your shopping pleasure. They were all white plastic 3D prints which I painted despite terrible eyesight 🤣 I wanted the funeral horse to be a hobby horse but I didn’t have a tall enough dome. I do now, so I’m making another 🐴💜 #miniature #darkaesthetic #skulls

I got a free mini chair from my Buy Nothing group and turned it in to this. I don’t think I’ll show the person I got it from 🤣🤪 Available at @vulturecultureoddities later this week. Mixed media, teeth. #darkaesthetic #miniaturenightmare #miniature #teeth #biteme

I got a free mini chair from my Buy Nothing group and turned it in to this. I don’t think I’ll show the person I got it from 🤣🤪 Available at @vulturecultureoddities later this week. Mixed media, teeth. #darkaesthetic #miniaturenightmare #miniature #teeth #biteme

Small icky cake! Display cake with fondant, no mold nor real cigarettes! #cakedecorating #moldart #ediblecigarettes #cakeart

Small icky cake! Display cake with fondant, no mold nor real cigarettes! #cakedecorating #moldart #ediblecigarettes #cakeart

Shiny shiny bug cake and bug flower! #cakes #cakeartist #darkaesthetics #dungbeetle

Shiny shiny bug cake and bug flower! #cakes #cakeartist #darkaesthetics #dungbeetle

I finally made myself a little range of display cakes again! This one is Alice inspired. #cakedecorating #cakeart #aliceinwonderland

I finally made myself a little range of display cakes again! This one is Alice inspired. #cakedecorating #cakeart #aliceinwonderland

Thank you @trailerparkgroup for asking me to make this crazy edible piece to celebrate the new @finaldestinationmovie! Everyone at Warner had a smashing good time with it! ‘Charred’ chocolate skull piñata filled with popcorn, edible movie posters and a tattooed severed arm cake. I’m so excited to see the movie! #edibleart #cake #deathinchocolate #finaldestinationbloodlines #chocolateskullpinata

Thank you @trailerparkgroup for asking me to make this crazy edible piece to celebrate the new @finaldestinationmovie! Everyone at Warner had a smashing good time with it! ‘Charred’ chocolate skull piñata filled with popcorn, edible movie posters and a tattooed severed arm cake. I’m so excited to see the movie! #edibleart #cake #deathinchocolate #finaldestinationbloodlines #chocolateskullpinata

Giant demonic bondage eggs and tiny hairy eggs- this year’s Easter offerings. All gone! 7 inch dark chocolate egg with chocolate pentagram rope and mini dark chocolate eggs with pistachio cotton candy. Yum. #darkaesthetic #easter #eggs #chocolate #chocolatelover

Giant demonic bondage eggs and tiny hairy eggs- this year’s Easter offerings. All gone! 7 inch dark chocolate egg with chocolate pentagram rope and mini dark chocolate eggs with pistachio cotton candy. Yum. #darkaesthetic #easter #eggs #chocolate #chocolatelover

Please enjoy a brief moment of joy while I pet the super floof in slo-mo. It’s actually looks as relaxing as it is. My fluffy life-line, Allen Alan aka Fluffalo Bill, Joyboy, and Father Fluffybottom. I love him. #cats #catmom

Please enjoy a brief moment of joy while I pet the super floof in slo-mo. It’s actually looks as relaxing as it is. My fluffy life-line, Allen Alan aka Fluffalo Bill, Joyboy, and Father Fluffybottom. I love him. #cats #catmom

We had a S’awesome night at @hudsontheatres for a special horror industry gathering to watch @sawthemusical 🤩🥳 Highly recommended! It was @pretzelcuatl ‘s birthday, so I made him a surprise cake! The cake was a functional mask! Anyway, bloody good night all round! Good work @creepykingdom !!! #darkart #cakeartist #saw #sawx #cakeofinstagram

We had a S’awesome night at @hudsontheatres for a special horror industry gathering to watch @sawthemusical 🤩🥳 Highly recommended! It was @pretzelcuatl ‘s birthday, so I made him a surprise cake! The cake was a functional mask! Anyway, bloody good night all round! Good work @creepykingdom !!! #darkart #cakeartist #saw #sawx #cakeofinstagram

Look at my Tiny Dancer, my little Rocket Man, ready to do the Crocodile Rock! #blackcat #eltonjohnglasses

Look at my Tiny Dancer, my little Rocket Man, ready to do the Crocodile Rock! #blackcat #eltonjohnglasses

My cat is obsessed with drinking from this. Is hamster?! 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ #blackcats

My cat is obsessed with drinking from this. Is hamster?! 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ #blackcats

My valentines contribution to the @wunderkammerstore. Polymer clay and mixed media. A broken hearted upholsterer’s room called “Can I Keep You?” (I promised my love I wouldn’t get too experimental with his remains and apart from sticking my finger in for a little dip and lick, I’ve been good. ❤️) #miniature #art #loveandloss #widow #fuckcancer #brokenhearted

My valentines contribution to the @wunderkammerstore. Polymer clay and mixed media. A broken hearted upholsterer’s room called “Can I Keep You?” (I promised my love I wouldn’t get too experimental with his remains and apart from sticking my finger in for a little dip and lick, I’ve been good. ❤️) #miniature #art #loveandloss #widow #fuckcancer #brokenhearted

I enjoy pictures on my drinks, so have been frequenting @redmaplela in Toluca Lake where you can do that. I usually drink pictures of my cat but they told me the weirdest picture they�’ve had was The Terrorizer. Challenge accepted! CoffeeCakeClownCakeClownCoffee #foodart #ripplecoffee #cake

I enjoy pictures on my drinks, so have been frequenting @redmaplela in Toluca Lake where you can do that. I usually drink pictures of my cat but they told me the weirdest picture they’ve had was The Terrorizer. Challenge accepted! CoffeeCakeClownCakeClownCoffee #foodart #ripplecoffee #cake

I felt I needed some cool nails for my product photos. Doesn’t this pineapple roast ham ring look so much better now?! And the biggest bonus: inbuilt cat scratchers. Allen Alan is ecstatic #tinyart #fauxfood #blackcat

I felt I needed some cool nails for my product photos. Doesn’t this pineapple roast ham ring look so much better now?! And the biggest bonus: inbuilt cat scratchers. Allen Alan is ecstatic #tinyart #fauxfood #blackcat

Nothing says Valentine’s like sleeping chocolate clown babies, right? These 3 inch tasty tots will be available at @wunderkammerstore on Thursday 2/13. And after that… I will make a ton more because i seriously enjoyed making them! A chocolate clown posse. White chocolate @divinespecialties and painted with @portaleopaints #chocolate #edibleart #clown #sleepingchocolateclownbabiesofinstagram

Nothing says Valentine’s like sleeping chocolate clown babies, right? These 3 inch tasty tots will be available at @wunderkammerstore on Thursday 2/13. And after that… I will make a ton more because i seriously enjoyed making them! A chocolate clown posse. White chocolate @divinespecialties and painted with @portaleopaints #chocolate #edibleart #clown #sleepingchocolateclownbabiesofinstagram

Valentine’s hearts, love birds and tiny wedding cake chocolates available at @mementomorila_ now! #chocolate #valentines #chocolateskull

Valentine’s hearts, love birds and tiny wedding cake chocolates available at @mementomorila_ now! #chocolate #valentines #chocolateskull

Sometimes I forget how real the chocolate skulls look. Gave myself a fright! 🤣 The workshop is in full production mode, I’m supplying @memento_mori_la with Valentine’s chocolates (love birds gift sets) and creating some edibles pieces and miniature dioramas for @venerationoflight at her new place in San Pedro, @wunderkammerstore on 2/14. #chocolate #deathinchocolate #edibleart #foodart #darkaesthetic #artistlife

Sometimes I forget how real the chocolate skulls look. Gave myself a fright! 🤣 The workshop is in full production mode, I’m supplying @memento_mori_la with Valentine’s chocolates (love birds gift sets) and creating some edibles pieces and miniature dioramas for @venerationoflight at her new place in San Pedro, @wunderkammerstore on 2/14. #chocolate #deathinchocolate #edibleart #foodart #darkaesthetic #artistlife

Long post! On Friday December 13th 2024, my new friend @mother_hestia_offerings got married. My lovely existing friend @fairclairecom had suggested the incredibly beautiful @mountainviewmausoleum in Altadena as a venue. They booked it. I kinda took over and not only made this cake, tarot card cupcakes and much edible blood- I also arranged for the incredible @aloverdrive to capture the day and @robzabrecky to entertain the guests. My talented friend @venerationoflight let me use her stunning photography on the cake. What a group effort! Everything was so stunning. The cake was only half edible as the bride wanted to keep it as a sculpture. Well, long story short, the cake ended up at Claire’s and then Claire’s house burnt in the Eaton Fire. It goes without saying that this is absolutely no big deal at all, not even a drop in the ocean compared to the losses that occurred. However, I’m only mentioning it now because I was able to make a replacement of sorts. A very personal one. In miniature, i recreated parts of the cake design for her. The shadow box arrived broken but i somehow felt it was apropos. I repaired it. It’s stronger now and pre-damaged. Claire is getting one too, as soon as she has walls 💔. Life, love, loss. #wedding #weddingcake #altadenastrong #art #love #loss #friendship

Long post! On Friday December 13th 2024, my new friend @mother_hestia_offerings got married. My lovely existing friend @fairclairecom had suggested the incredibly beautiful @mountainviewmausoleum in Altadena as a venue. They booked it. I kinda took over and not only made this cake, tarot card cupcakes and much edible blood- I also arranged for the incredible @aloverdrive to capture the day and @robzabrecky to entertain the guests. My talented friend @venerationoflight let me use her stunning photography on the cake. What a group effort! Everything was so stunning. The cake was only half edible as the bride wanted to keep it as a sculpture. Well, long story short, the cake ended up at Claire’s and then Claire’s house burnt in the Eaton Fire. It goes without saying that this is absolutely no big deal at all, not even a drop in the ocean compared to the losses that occurred. However, I’m only mentioning it now because I was able to make a replacement of sorts. A very personal one. In miniature, i recreated parts of the cake design for her. The shadow box arrived broken but i somehow felt it was apropos. I repaired it. It’s stronger now and pre-damaged. Claire is getting one too, as soon as she has walls 💔. Life, love, loss. #wedding #weddingcake #altadenastrong #art #love #loss #friendship

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